No. 776: Turtonator

cue the Gamera theme

Related to Druddigon, perhaps? They both come from the same design school of jaggedy, unaesthetic pukes. Turtonator at least has the mild excuse of being based on an animal that is ugly as sin in real life, but to me that's no excuse. Improve on nature.

Oh, and get outta here with that Snidely Whiplash mustache, c'mon now. And is that a nose, or a mouth? Or is it just the same unspeakable orifice, à la Birdo? Turtonator doesn't just look like it got hit with the ugly stick, it got worked over with the ugly stick like Joe Pesci in Casino.

I have no points for creativity of gimmick on what feels like a thirteenth goddamn turtle Pokemon, either.

Overall: 1/10

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